Lack of Sleep Makes a Man do Strange Things...

I know, I know. I have been neglecting you, my dear readers. To be fair though, I have been a bit busy. School started heating up and now I am in the midst of finals. These are crazy times we live in. I figured I'd give the work a rest (since when did work do anyone any good?) and give y'all a lil update. With all the projects, papers and tests I have had due recently, I have been getting the short end of the sleep stick. This of course has caused me to do some things which I would have preferred to avoid had I been given a choice. Looking back they are pretty funny though... Here ya go...

Things I did last week:

1) Poured Dr. Pepper on my Grilled Chicken
In all fairness, it was right next to the ketchup. It's a mistake anyone could make. (And yes I did eat the chicken afterwards. Did you have to ask?)

2) Lit my Morning Toast on Fire
So I put toast in the toaster oven and left it on for a little too long. When I came back, it was on fire. Yes that's right, flames and all. Flaming toast. I put the fire out and my kitchen got all smokey and started smelling like a rainforest had burned down. I made more toast and subsequently rushed off to school. When I got there I realized I had forgotten my glasses at home so I couldn't see (first time it has happened all year). In addition, the fellow sitting two seats over from me in class remarked that I smelled like I had taken a shortcut through hell . So I was forced to return home between classes to take my second shower of the day and change all my clothes. (I also picked up my glasses. It was nice to be able to see.)

3) Walked into the Women's Restroom
It was a mistake. I promise. I totally didn't see the sign that said "Entrance permitted to those lacking a Y chromosome ONLY. All others enter at their own risk." All joking aside, I was totally blitzed. Cut me some slack on this one.

4) Stayed Up Until 5AM Working on a Project
I guess this is pretty typical for intensive school programs but I am not used to it. I actually like my sleep. Apparently, my group finished early. Others I talked to finished as late as 9AM some even finishing at 1PM. (Most of us started at 6 or 7PM the night before. )

I have never been so happy to see Shabbos. Sleep. Sweet Glorious Sleep.